Twisted Wares - Twisted Wares Funny Cocktail Napkins – Please Leave by 9 PM

Funny Cocktail Napkins are a high-impact novelty essential designed for customers who love sarcastic, witty, and conversation-starting party décor. Featuring the phrase “PLEASE LEAVE BY 9 PM,” these napkins bring humor and personality to any gathering while instantly grabbing attention.

Made from durable 3-ply tissue, each napkin is soft yet strong enough for cocktails, appetizers, and light spills. Sized at 5” x 5” folded (10” x 10” unfolded), they combine everyday practicality with bold personality-driven humor that stands out in retail environments.

Perfect for gift shops, boutique retailers, liquor stores, party supply shops, home décor stores, and checkout counter displays. These napkins perform especially well for cocktail parties, dinner parties, housewarmings, birthdays, holiday gatherings, and casual entertaining.

Our team will ship your order within 2-4 business days. The time it takes to receive your order depends on the shipping method chosen at checkout. 

You have 14 days to request a return at info@TarynPhilip.com.

Returns are accepted for store credit only.

For more detail, please review our: Visit our Shipping and Return Policy pages for more information.