Chez Gagné - In Case of Shitshow - Safety Matches, Black, Funny Gift

Life’s a shitshow—might as well be prepared. Our In Case of Shitshow safety matches are the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Packaged in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid and bold black-tipped matches, they’re ready to light up any mess (literally or figuratively).

Witty + relatable: The phrase says what we’re all thinking. • Perfectly giftable: Pair with candles, wine, or a survival-themed gift set. • Striking display: Black match tips give a bold, modern edge. • Everyday essential: Humor meets function in a chic package.

𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: • Housewarmings + hostess gifts • Birthdays (especially the hot messes we love) • Holiday stocking stuffers • Just-because gifts for friends who need a laugh

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips • Striker on the side of the bottle Coloring may vary slightly between production runs. Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.

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