{"product_id":"chez-gagne-in-case-of-shitshow-safety-matches-black-funny-gift","title":"Chez Gagné - In Case of Shitshow - Safety Matches, Black, Funny Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife’s a shitshow—might as well be prepared. Our In Case of Shitshow safety matches are the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Packaged in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid and bold black-tipped matches, they’re ready to light up any mess (literally or figuratively).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWitty + relatable: The phrase says what we’re all thinking. • Perfectly giftable: Pair with candles, wine, or a survival-themed gift set. • Striking display: Black match tips give a bold, modern edge. • Everyday essential: Humor meets function in a chic package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: • Housewarmings + hostess gifts • Birthdays (especially the hot messes we love) • Holiday stocking stuffers • Just-because gifts for friends who need a laugh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips • Striker on the side of the bottle Coloring may vary slightly between production runs. Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67094946447601,"sku":"MATCH003","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0259\/9446\/1243\/files\/chez-gagne-lighters-matches-chez-gagne-in-case-of-shitshow-safety-matches-black-funny-gift-810149510021-match003-chez-gagne-in-case-of-shitshow-safety-matches-black-funny-gift-1260133610.png?v=1790544271","url":"https:\/\/tarynphilip.com\/products\/chez-gagne-in-case-of-shitshow-safety-matches-black-funny-gift","provider":"Taryn x Philip Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}